there is a person i know who thinks of the most random things that make me think "how in the heck did you think of that?".

such as

"Dose santa clause wear boxers or breifs?"

and he says the most random things such as:

There once was a guy with a shoe. and his shoe was made of cloths and his cloths are made of shoes and he wares a chicken as a hat and it's name is steve and it tries to pec his eyes out and shoves eggs in his ears.

and

Frank was sat on by an elephant that can fly and eats stinky cheese.
and when evr frank tries to call for help the elephant starts wistleing dixie.

how in the heck does he think this crap up?
you're guess is as good as mine.